Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.

Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

by ThefriendlyTaco May 3, 2017

chili princess

A bed partner that's usually so cold they cuddle you to the edge of the bed.

That girl Lauren is such a chili princess, she cuddled me till the room stank.

by Chili rainbow January 22, 2015

Ciancaglini Chili

A fictional dish that consists of Cincinnati Skyline Chili but with Swedish Fish sprinkled on top. Made famous by doofus/political candidate Billy Ciancaglini during the 2019 Philadelphia, PA Mayoral election.

"I'm the top stromboli! You losers will be eating Ciancaglini Chili for the next 3 years!"

by Billy4Philly July 16, 2019

clit chili

Made like chili with beef, only substitute severed clitoris’ in place of the beef. A midwestern spin on a Tex-mex favorite.

Serve me up a piping hot bowl of Doris’ clit chili, now would ya, Vern?

by RickyPacific September 19, 2020

chili dippin

Just putting the tip of a penis in a girls ass

She didn't want my whole dick up her ass so I was just chili dippin

by wildbill333 January 31, 2015

Greenlee Chili

A delicious variation of Texas chili resplendent with various types of beans and chock-full of tomatoes (and even sweet potatoes if you are feisty). Usually served with avocado, green onions and sour cream. Generally considered the official food Texas Libertarians.

My good pal Chuck cooked up some fantastic Greenlee Chili on his electric range.

by Tiz_the_Lawyer October 21, 2020

Chili Dick

1. when you eat so much chili at Super Bowl, your dick don't work.

2. a dick that tastes like chili

Can't fuck tonight, boo. I Got's chili dick.

by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019