A male, typically of the Caucasian variety. Known for wearing loafers, slacks, and never unbottoning more than one button on his shirt. Chads can be found engaging in meaningless small talk in Fortune 500 companies.
Chad #1: Hello sir, did you have a good weekend?
Chad #2: Oh indeed I did! May I say I like your loafers?
Chad #1: Oh much appreciated. I think your khakis are well pressed!
Chad #2: Indeed!
Together: We are such Chads!
*high five freeze frame
Chad #2: Oh indeed I did! May I say I like your loafers?
Chad #1: Oh much appreciated. I think your khakis are well pressed!
Chad #2: Indeed!
Together: We are such Chads!
*high five freeze frame
by flunflinflas December 04, 2017
by Unotrix July 27, 2021
"I would like a chad of mozzarella, and two chads of ham."
"Form the dough into a chad, and place on a baking sheet."
"Showing through the sand were chads of sapphire and ruby."
"Form the dough into a chad, and place on a baking sheet."
"Showing through the sand were chads of sapphire and ruby."
by JJets October 14, 2020
Chad is the go-to put down that your every day cuckold turns to in order to feel ever-so-slightly better about the fact that a greater man has made off with his woman. Typically you will see the name "Chad" used in a derogatory way by a low-T suffering young man whom has been bested by a much more masculine and confident individual, who happens to be fully secure with his shortcomings. They hurl this perfectly good name around because they are out of control of their lives and will typically come to dictionary websites to complain about the people named Chad that they have had bad experiences with. These manlets typically will go on an irredeemably irrational rant that attributes all of those named "Chad" to the poor choices and characteristics of the ones who wronged them.
Those who are named Chad will likely be confused by this practice at first, and left with a bad taste in their mouth, after which they will go back to their hobbies which include being interesting, having friends, and enjoying sex with women, much to the dismay of the aforementioned cucks.
Those who are named Chad will likely be confused by this practice at first, and left with a bad taste in their mouth, after which they will go back to their hobbies which include being interesting, having friends, and enjoying sex with women, much to the dismay of the aforementioned cucks.
Have you ever searched "Chad" on urban dictionary? Why are all of these people such whiny little bitches?
I know a guy named Chad, and I think he's a pretty cool guy. He doesn't even afraid of Halo.
I know a guy named Chad, and I think he's a pretty cool guy. He doesn't even afraid of Halo.
by stopbeingstupid April 25, 2017
A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.
by _The_Other_Kid_ July 26, 2018
by thiskingian November 10, 2021
A type of defense mechanism where one takes their hand, curls it into a fist and then proceeds to scrap the back of someone’s head with it.
by Crustopher Skudbarth December 17, 2018