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potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...
SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.
by The Rek-r November 21, 2019
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Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.
Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.
by Gobbler2001 May 12, 2011
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james cannon

Dude don't be a "James Cannon" that's gross especially when it's not your kid. That's so white trashy
by Mr.Fixx June 15, 2017
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fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!
by The Spike February 26, 2007
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Hand cannon

A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.
by scannerfish January 1, 2005
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Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.
"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."
by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005
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fart cannon

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.
I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014
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