on the button

On the dot; Exactly; Precisely

Person A: I think it's 6:45.
Person B looks at watch.
Person B: You're right on the button!

by swey May 26, 2006

fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009

button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

Snooze Button Rage

The deep seeded, bubbling resentment and pure rage the partner on the alarm clock side of the bed who doesn't have to get up yet has for the partner that keeps pleading for the snooze button to be hit "one more time". The snoozing partner invariably manages to sleep in between each snooze push and will be late for work. The alarm clock button pusher will lie there, awake and just waiting for the end of each nine minute interval because they need to hit snooze again. The snoozer feels great. The alarm clock keeper is exhausted, having been on snooze duty for 45 mins instead of sleeping.

Wayne: uhhhhh, too tired to get up, hit snooze again.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.

by Amanda Lee Smoth July 20, 2012

Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

belly button milking

when you are having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in her belly button. then later squeeze it out of her belly button like you are milking a cow

my friend: i had the best sex last night
me: did you do some belly button milking

by rad rebel November 1, 2017

monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.

Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!

by DJSLAM March 5, 2005