Dirty buffet

When a sexual partner sucks poop out of an ass hole full of semen

Daddy Hagrid gave Hermone a dirty buffet

by Daddy Hagrid December 25, 2024

Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

hot buffet

a gangbang verison of a hot lunch

"we should do another group poop in macy"

"in macy?"

"no, not in macy, cus then it would be a hot buffet"

by fent floyd September 24, 2025

rat buffet

1. Trash or garbage left outside or put out for collection in a slovenly or overflowing way so it becomes a free banquet for rats

2. Trash left out in bags without a can or bin. Why bother, just throw the loose food in the street and invite the vermin into your house

Yeah he just leaves his trash in the back yard in loose bags. It’s just a rat buffet out there

Oh yeah it’s trash night. There’s a whole rat buffet in the street

by chirate January 31, 2025