Fur Buffet

When you eat poon for a real long time.

Girl, he went down on me all night. He done had himself a fur buffet.

by Munchmeister 69, Esquire February 28, 2018

Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.

"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"

by Admvd7 August 24, 2021

Buffet

Big ugly fat fucks eating together

"Let's go to the place where all the big ugly fat fucks eat together"
"Oh you mean the buffet?"

by Jmjw October 9, 2022

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

Fluffer Buffets

(Noun)
In porn it's a risky sexual maneuver it's when the tree male actors place their entire fist as far as they can at the primary entrance the back entrance and the mouth of the actress.

"Are you sure we're going to do the fluffer buffets isn't a bit too risky for the actress?"

by mitakenshiryusen May 13, 2024

buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

by HamB4clam October 8, 2019