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Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.
“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet
by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025
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Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
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rat buffet

1. Trash or garbage left outside or put out for collection in a slovenly or overflowing way so it becomes a free banquet for rats

2. Trash left out in bags without a can or bin. Why bother, just throw the loose food in the street and invite the vermin into your house
Yeah he just leaves his trash in the back yard in loose bags. It’s just a rat buffet out there

Oh yeah it’s trash night. There’s a whole rat buffet in the street
by chirate January 31, 2025
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Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.
“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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hot buffet

"we should do another group poop in macy"

"in macy?"

"no, not in macy, cus then it would be a hot buffet"
by fent floyd September 24, 2025
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The Red Buffet

The Red Buffet A.K.A. 960 CDU is a dark extortion group based on telegram. They claim to control a lot of "slaves" and sell some extorted content they call "dishes" on telegram. No one knows if they are real or not, is it a game or something real? The true mystery is all over the internet.
by juliane712 May 2, 2025
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