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bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.
“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”
by Blue Waffle Stack January 2, 2025
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Bukkake

An special form of art in which one woman lays back or drops to her knees and allows multiple men (usually more than 5) to circle her and use her face as an easel using a very special type of homemade paint. Some may consider this type of paint a special type of facial moisturizer. Some women may gladly receive this as if it were a trip to a spa.
The Louve in Paris has opened up a special exhibit this month dedicated to bukkake photos.

You can always spot a man who wants to receive a bukkake. It's easy, all they have to do is listen to Luke Bryan.

That gal over there is a pornstar.
I don't recognize her
Probably not, she only stars in bukkake porn.
by JSmooveMKE September 30, 2020
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Bukkake Bong

A bukkake bong is a bong that has been filled by the semen of many men putting their dick inside the top and having sex with said bong. Water is optional. Smoking out of it as a post-sex reward is a must.
Jake: Ayo why does that bong water look like it’s white
Daniel: I think that’s a bukkake bong. Don’t smoke outta it, I need to clean it first.
by ALLUHAKBAR47 February 6, 2022
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Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
by Mr413 November 5, 2021
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Bukkake Bri

A Bukkake Bri often proclaims that multiple women drop to their knees and tie their hair back at just the sheer sight of the dashing stud. Bukkake Bri can't even leave the house without multiple women throwing themselves at him, this is just a regular occurrence for a Bukkake Bri.
"God is that Bukkake Bri, he's down as a legend in my books but he needs to leave some for the rest of us!"
by TheBriries April 5, 2023
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Arabian Bukkake

The same as a Japanese Bukkake but involving a person in a burqa
That girl at the mosque asked for an Arabian bukkake
by Goldie88 June 5, 2016
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Bukkake

The act of having multiple men ejeculate on a woman's face.
This girl I know told me how her girlfriend was on the receiving end at a bukkake party and how her face was covered with jizz.
by SpoogeBob Cum Pants July 15, 2024
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