Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

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Disciple of the booty

One who practices ultimate devotion to the lord's finest creation: the booty.

Timmy: Boobs or butt?
George: One could say I'm a disciple of the booty.

by Nick_iz October 24, 2014

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booty shit

When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.

My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.

by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017

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booty lice grows on the hairs near your ass hole. they smell really good, and are good to snack on when you forget to eat breakfast. it can get itchy sometimes, but that is good because it normally means that more are growing which means free snacks!

"tortillito has booty lice and he passes it to all of his homies. it's fun to eat at lunch." - pp

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

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booty embargo

when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.

guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.

by poscene January 2, 2009

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