The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".
"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
by D. Gould March 19, 2006
Get the BMW ridermug. Someone who hates on BMW's and is therefore a douche.
Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.
You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.
Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.
We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.
You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.
You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.
Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.
We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.
You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
by klimx March 21, 2010
Get the bmw douchemug. 
by The real BMW January 14, 2010
Get the BMWmug. The bone stock mass produced M3, not a race or GTR version is an increddible car, with prestine handling. It is the performance line of the BMW 3 series. Also known to be misunderstood as Vette undertakers which is not true.
The vette wins.
The vette wins.
Performance log.
BMW M3:
0-60:4.4
0-100:11.2
1/4 mile:12.5@114.8
Top Speed: 161 mph actual/155mph indicated (electronically limited)
Z06:
0-60 mph:3.7
0-100 mph:7.9
1/4 mile:11.5 sec @ 127 mph
Top Speed:198 mph
That M3 got smoked by that Vette from start to finish.
BMW M3:
0-60:4.4
0-100:11.2
1/4 mile:12.5@114.8
Top Speed: 161 mph actual/155mph indicated (electronically limited)
Z06:
0-60 mph:3.7
0-100 mph:7.9
1/4 mile:11.5 sec @ 127 mph
Top Speed:198 mph
That M3 got smoked by that Vette from start to finish.
by Skyzr March 3, 2008
Get the BMW M3mug. by Brili July 22, 2010
Get the BMWmug. Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.
by znajid June 3, 2020
Get the BMW-Tesla combinationmug.