“Why doesn’t?” “Becausent”
by Knownme June 11, 2021

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes
Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.
Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
by Ediberto May 21, 2018
