Morse yourself

To kill oneself because of depression.

Attention!! If you hate yourself then go Morse yourself!!

by SaggyMaggers January 19, 2017

Friendzone Yourself

Basically just another way of saying masturbate

You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself

by Bbcnews December 6, 2021

Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010

xill yourself

Abbreviated as 'xys', xill yourself is used to remind a Xander that youre spreading positivity and joy !

"Okay so for reference this is how hairy my butthole is-"
"XYS"
"What..?"
"XILL YOURSELF"

by xylophonee July 18, 2023

Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

do-it-yourselfer

A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).

It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.

by juliaushka March 19, 2017

Kill yourself

:D

Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA

by Xavier innit ^^ October 28, 2021