National Bald Day

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.

Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon

by Avee4 April 14, 2021

Bald navy man

LOU COLLAZO the NJROTC instructor that’s annoying but yet meme worthy

Bald Navy man who is in charge of a retarded NJROTC Unit

by Baldnavyman January 30, 2020

Bald jack rabbit

A particular tik toker's nickname

Did you see bald jack rabbit's live?
-sadly

by Politicaljunkie2 February 03, 2021

Bald Headed Jason

A 100 dollar bill.

Lucile: “What’s that in your wallet?”

Sean: “ Shit, that’s a bald headed Jason!”

by Edac Moncrief June 22, 2020

Bald-headed Granddaddy

It’s something you use to say as a comeback

Bruh shut up that’s why you look like a bald-headed granddaddy

by LilScholar April 11, 2019

Faggy Bald Fuck

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.

Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.

by Kpete21 November 02, 2021

chan's bald minions

It basically means being a stay which is the stray kids fandom and you like all members of stray kids :)

random person: what are you? A stay?
a stay: Nu I'm one of Chan's bald minionssss!!! *dramatic evil luaghter*

by straykidswoh April 14, 2020