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Asis

A mexican that has friends but make fun of him cause of his nose , everyone new that met him always asks him why is it red. he usually says don't worry about it. he is often a good friend but gets fucked up when he does things to him self like drugs, but now going back to his nose a lot of people still see his nose from a long range.
some people that see him from a long range always know its asis!!!
by hirogana November 3, 2010
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The 'Vampire's Assistant'

just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!
dracula vs. cirque du freak...

cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!

dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!
by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009
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Aasiyah

THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORD SHE IS UGLY FAT AND NEEDS A LIFE
HER NAME IS AASIYAH AND THATS NER PERSONALITY
by Jdndngwgs February 22, 2017
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Asis

A disease that makes a MAN's genital fall off when they hear the name of their EX.
Damn! Chris and I talked about Nina and now I'm having the symptoms of Asis.
by JGrey1072 March 3, 2015
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assisted

When you just finished having sex. You were assisted.
hey John, I just was assisted for Randy, she is a nice assisting woman.
by WHY February 1, 2016
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Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.
Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"
by Dr.Dildo February 8, 2017
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Aasimar

The name of any arab that works at the 7/11.
by FRIDIZZYYAO April 5, 2005
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