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Thomas

Thomas is a person with a very small buck and usually bully and shit on by Justin trygar and over all a stupid fuck nickel
by Gaynigga95585 January 30, 2019
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Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron
That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."
by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas by far would have to be the most beautiful discovery of all time. A humble person who doesn't realize that he makes the world a better place just by being in it. His dark and funny humor accompanied by a heart stopping smile makes him a girl magnet. His extremely loyal and confides only to a handful of friends whom he trusts but if you break that trust, you better run to an unknown destination because he'll make you feel as small as a nit. Other than that, Thomas is a remarkable man who is determined to achieve his goals and marry the girl of his dreams. Thomas and friends can get up to mischief and deviously play pranks on poor innocent girls who are oblivious to their cunning acts, but it's all fun and games.
I wonder whether Thomas does any squats because his ass looks so fine and perky.
by callmeselfish November 28, 2017
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Thomas

someone that is a gay ass scout that goes to all ends to act cool in front of his friends. he also likes sucking his neighbors giant horse cocks and is as small as someone nipples
Thomas is such a fag
by LordPen April 2, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas is a fat ass nigga who shows his dick to people that want to date pencil sharpeners most likely named Alex who also sucks dick
Thomas is fat
by Sparkle_Bitch May 17, 2019
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Thomas

The bet guy ever huge penis definitely worth seeing great guy usually secretly gay but he means well he’s sexy and funny
Damn did u see Thomas his dick is HUGE
by Kane2003 May 29, 2018
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Thomas

A person who has very small pp.
Ew, you're such a thomas. Suck my pp u pp head
by CEO of big pp August 3, 2020
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