michael

a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very athletic and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be famous and rich. Michaels seem to go best with alisons or chelseas. As well as abbeys. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.

:) michael <3

by happiness_and_love February 25, 2010

Michael

The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.

Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!

by JessxObscene December 12, 2010

Michael

Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls

dude that bitch is so michael

by thabitchyo November 16, 2010

Michael

very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!

Marie: why did i dump Michael?

Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!

Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee: eh hes ight

by cheese bro7 September 19, 2012

michael

The absolute perfect person in every way imaginable. He is extremely sexy, nice, good-looking, funny, rich, smart, and cool. Every girl he knows wishes she could be his girlfriend and soon marry him, and stay married forever. All of his many friends think he is so nice and funny. If you ever meet him you will instantly fall in love if you're a girl.

Oh Michael, he's just the perfect person and very sexy and good-looking too.

by The best definition September 14, 2016

Michael

Ratchet Hoodrat

Everything Michael does is like a legit hoodrat

by Jb733848494 June 18, 2018

Michael

The one of few people who will constantly like watching rickk and morty for hours on end. Also screeches like a 8 year old mincraft kid at random. Will cause severe chromesome loss

Did you see that new episode of rick and morty? Nah man i aint no michael.

by Gargoyle gale November 8, 2017