He is a big sexy man with a giant cock, so damn sexy and awsome. Tall asf and baddie. Call him daddy tierone
Landon is daddy
by Daddy tierone November 16, 2023
Get the Landonmug. Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
Get the My friend Landonmug. Landon Joshua is sweet boy who loves animals and his girlfriend. he is quiet and reserved and usually keeps his emotions bottled up and to himself, but if you get to know him, he'll tell you everything. he will never know how incredible and loving he is. He is mentally and physically strong. He is very stubborn and hard headed in arguments but is most likely to be the one that ultimately feels bad and apologizes. his friends adore him, but he doesn't know. he has the biggest heart and the kindest eyes. it's hard to keep the girls off him, but his girlfriend will never have to worry because no one will be as loyal as he. he's an incredible runner and is the fastest on the track team, especially on hurdles. Landon Joshua will never know just how amazing he is and everyone wishes he would.
by noturmomsmom June 2, 2016
Get the landon joshuamug. Landon is an overall nice guy who will do almost anything for a select few whom he knows and regaurds as friends, he is slways seemingly happy around friends but he has secrets that very few know about. He is alwat good at keeping secrets good or bad, you deffinitly should be in his friend group. He also is slightly Emo, and has some of the Emo tendancys(self harm)
#1: that guy over there is always sticking up fir thise people
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
by DR_PROXY May 5, 2018
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have
by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025
Get the Landonmug. Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
Get the Landonmug.