by Sparky Nelson April 30, 2019

by Snix363 March 2, 2016

by FluffyPuppy2011 September 10, 2022

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)
Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
by realweirdgirlshat5543 January 19, 2021

by Mini!!! April 12, 2024

A very intense wedgie in which the victim is given an atomic wedgie. But instead of stopping at the face, it goes down through the legs and back up into an atomic again. Now do that last part 2 more times. Viola, a triple lollipop.
by Wedgie_expert101 August 21, 2022
