A lump of poo left in the shower after someone tries to waffle-stomp and fail. It becomes flattened with the grate imprints…like the worst graham cracker ever.
My roommate keeps leaving soggy grahams in the shower. He needs to either waffle stomp better or not shit in the shower.
by Camp Teacher February 22, 2025
Get the soggy graham mug.My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
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(Graham Corlew): *Strokes to Guinea Pigs passionately*
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(Graham Corlew): *Strokes to Guinea Pigs passionately*
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