Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Get the Whack Wipemug. by seakins22 September 2, 2019
Get the wet wipemug. Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
by TripleC September 26, 2017
Get the Soccer wipemug. by Skankaflank May 13, 2022
Get the jabba-wipemug. The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
Get the No Wipe 2021mug. It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
Get the Double Wipemug.