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whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
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Whack-a-Dale

A version of whack-a-mole played with snipers in the Gears of War series. (99% of the time) The sniper cannot hit the target because they are ducking up and down behind cover, casually moving from side to side. Person who uses Whack-A-Dale is usually a sniper, and can snipe heads off in a second.

Whack-a-Dale is usually played in sniper matches.
Now an online pandemic.
Original example:
Match between Jamison V Frost (Dale) and Rawdog9 (Eric)
Jamison V Frost was scared of losing to Rawdog9, and spams ducking behind cover.

Whack-a-Dale~

Rawdog: "Stop dodging like a pussy."
Jamison V Frost: "Nuuuuu D:"
Rawdog: "I'm gonna get youu."
*Snipe*
Jamison V Frost: "Bitch."
-Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh dah dah-
Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare.
by Jamison V Frost June 17, 2010
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Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
mugGet the Chode Whackmug.

five whack

a catchy name for a 'fist bump'. where your fist hits another person's fist in a victorious manor.
by sugarbear35 December 24, 2010
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whack-volt

the electrical charge that instigates ejaculation when masturbating.
Here it comes, I just felt a whack-volt.
by Gummer May 7, 2008
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raddin' the whack

stepping things up a notch
taking things to the next level/phase
doing something more briskly than usual
"We 'radded the whack' by going to tescos instead of sainsburys" (implying tescos is better than sainsburys)

being more aggressive suddenly in a game of american football is 'raddin' the whack'

to 'rad the whack' is to do something that little bit more extremely
by givinthebusiness019 October 22, 2009
mugGet the raddin' the whackmug.

Whack Rat

One who saves every dirty mag and porno they have ever bought, they usually have closets full of the stuff. They will never throw it out and will go back sometimes, and whack off to shit several years old because they can't help themselves. Support groups are beginning to pop up here and there but most are to busy whacking off the attend them.
I was over at Rick's house last night and his closet is full of porn, he's a damn whack rat. Must be a thousand mags in there.
by Moneyshotman February 8, 2010
mugGet the Whack Ratmug.

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