so are we really never going to truly figure out what this word means or like why is everyone looking up it
by hellowhatisthefuckup June 19, 2021

A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017

"Harry Styles new song Watermelon Sugar is totally gay."
"How do you know?"
"What's one thing most hetero woman like, and represented in the music video."
"Cock?"
Silence.
"Oh-"
"How do you know?"
"What's one thing most hetero woman like, and represented in the music video."
"Cock?"
Silence.
"Oh-"
by msdiva (el williams) May 31, 2021

by Pam Grier old skool September 16, 2021

It could mean eating things that are not food.... like uh "peaches" or "eggplant".
It could also mean guessing who are lovers in a book.
It could also mean guessing who are lovers in a book.
by Ikana- May 27, 2021

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011

Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
