Dog

100% better than a human and the best friend you will ever get

Guys my dog just ran into a fence

by CaptainBrexit69420 January 11, 2020

Dog

to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them

"Sorry I dogged you last night"
"Do you mind if I dog right now"

by doodlebarry July 12, 2017

dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

by Matthew Zhang March 1, 2017

Dog

A fluffy animal that people keep indoors or outdoors, A pet people love or like, They come in a variety of colors, and sizes, And mainly a animal that chews up your shoes

"NOOOO MY DOG CHEWED MY FAVORITE SHOES"

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Dog

The best thing to ever happen to this planet.

I love life because it has so many dogs in it.

by OofSquad October 19, 2017

Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

by Diiiak February 20, 2013

dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

by sweetness!!!!!!!! March 23, 2007