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whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
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Whack-a-Dale

A version of whack-a-mole played with snipers in the Gears of War series. (99% of the time) The sniper cannot hit the target because they are ducking up and down behind cover, casually moving from side to side. Person who uses Whack-A-Dale is usually a sniper, and can snipe heads off in a second.

Whack-a-Dale is usually played in sniper matches.
Now an online pandemic.
Original example:
Match between Jamison V Frost (Dale) and Rawdog9 (Eric)
Jamison V Frost was scared of losing to Rawdog9, and spams ducking behind cover.

Whack-a-Dale~

Rawdog: "Stop dodging like a pussy."
Jamison V Frost: "Nuuuuu D:"
Rawdog: "I'm gonna get youu."
*Snipe*
Jamison V Frost: "Bitch."
-Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh dah dah-
Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare.
by Jamison V Frost June 17, 2010
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Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
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five whack

a catchy name for a 'fist bump'. where your fist hits another person's fist in a victorious manor.
by sugarbear35 December 24, 2010
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whack-volt

the electrical charge that instigates ejaculation when masturbating.
Here it comes, I just felt a whack-volt.
by Gummer May 7, 2008
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gin whacking

To do pretty much nothing while at work. To be lazy and/or accomplish nothing throughout the work day.
Bob is worthless as hell. He is always gin whacking around.
by Word chaser August 23, 2009
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Heely-whacking

When one wears Heely shoes and pulls some serious tail by rolling by a line of ladies and smacking them on the ass.
Look at John over there, heely-whacking all of those chicas.
by heelywhacker August 20, 2010
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