God, what a bitch. EVERYONE hates her ugh, she's a dealer that hides bodies behind Olive Garden. She has a YouTube channel with an intro that goes " Hi guys, Malaria here". And she's tried several times to kill her lover Abraham Lincoln before that shot got him. She's a goth vampire that is also dating Jesus himself.
by inaccurat October 25, 2018
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Person 1: whats your girlfriend's name again?
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.
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Even in these early times Vaeritas was called the Forum Troll for his renowned "PvP going on in here?" comments. Vaeritas was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies.
Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
Even in these early times Vaeritas was called the Forum Troll for his renowned "PvP going on in here?" comments. Vaeritas was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies.
Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
by Alkhara December 29, 2007
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Hey valera, you got a cigarette or not?
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