dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

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tune the gwan

tell the story or issue

tune the gwan that happened yesterday .

by Bobby chingoma January 23, 2019

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Out of tune harmonica

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.

"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."

by gmos-kill February 07, 2018

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Tune Muser

A person he wathces endless caroons such as Spongbob, speed racer, simpsons, family guy, etc.

This guy is a real tune muser. Get you headt out of Meg Griffin's butt.

by NJ Dude February 06, 2013

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Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

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