"I love getting my hair done, nothing better than a hair wash and styling"
"You don't know true grace in feeling special at a hair stylist until you've had a follicular menage et trois"
"You don't know true grace in feeling special at a hair stylist until you've had a follicular menage et trois"
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance June 28, 2025
Get the Follicular Menage et Troismug. by massivetroylover March 26, 2024
Get the Massive Troysmug. by Radlsnake May 30, 2025
Get the melange a troismug. Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.
Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024
Get the Troy Thompsonmug. A tow goblin dropped into this world form the gay realm, Troy's only goal is to turn every female lesbian. Troy is a wanted criminal for stealing cock and hitting the griddy on unsuspecting victims
by The cum bandit July 19, 2022
Get the Troymug. Troy is a fat cunt
by Brodies mum October 8, 2020
Get the Troymug. He is the son your dad wants dude to his insane ability to achieve success
He was voted in the AAC SGA office as President thanks to his great charisma
He enjoys eating buttered pancakes with Mrs. Butterworth maple syrup.
His skills in basketball are decent as a long range shooter
He is Overweight which makes him him very hard to push in combat, but it doesn't make him invincible.
He entered #2 at the 2024 Mr. Noli's spring class royal rumble and lasted 7 minutes after being eliminated in a team effort by Gage, Brennen, Bryan, Austin, and Andre. He was the first one to be eliminated in the match.
He was voted in the AAC SGA office as President thanks to his great charisma
He enjoys eating buttered pancakes with Mrs. Butterworth maple syrup.
His skills in basketball are decent as a long range shooter
He is Overweight which makes him him very hard to push in combat, but it doesn't make him invincible.
He entered #2 at the 2024 Mr. Noli's spring class royal rumble and lasted 7 minutes after being eliminated in a team effort by Gage, Brennen, Bryan, Austin, and Andre. He was the first one to be eliminated in the match.
by Rural Encyclopedia March 20, 2024
Get the Troy Maharreymug.