tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.

guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah

by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018

Trombones

The ideal true self of a user.

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.

by pl101 December 12, 2022

Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.

Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.

by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Trombone

A sexual act where you bend a dude over, eat his ass and wank him off at the same time like you're playing a trombone

I tromboned this guy in a gas station bathroom

by Brafricaon July 14, 2019