Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
Get the Golden Trombonemug. probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
by afr1dge March 9, 2023
Get the trombonemug. by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
Get the Trombone wankermug. When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
Get the Chocolate Rusty Trombonemug. The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
Get the Trombonemug. OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019
Get the National Trombone Appreciation Daymug.