tower of confusion

An sc tower in ring 3. Known for it’s notoriously high amount of unmarked conveyors.

Wtf is this tower Tower of Confusion sucks

by gitilivy February 25, 2023

pizza tower

famous game

i play pizza tower

by Mingal June 24, 2023

Trump Tower

A 21st century take on the infamous Hooverville shanties of the Great Depression era. These aren’t as extravagant as their predecessors because of the Trump Flu and mandatory minimums for being homeless. Also used to refer to private prisons at the adoption of inmates lucky enough to receive government sponsored food and shelter.

Billy: LOL Todd, can’t believe they sent your dad to Trump Tower for 25 to life!
Todd: Fuck you Billy, Biden stole the election and you care more about black people than you do about America.
Billy: Can’t believe he set fire to that OTHER Trump Tower in D.C. to distract from the real insurrection LOL.

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Tower slide

When a destiny player has nothing else to do in the game therefore they begin to slide around the social space, the Tower. Often mistaken for playing the game.

I've just handed in all my bounties for the day, now I'm bored I shall tower slide around to waste time and pretend I'm playing the game.

by Kore March 27, 2017

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013