awesome tots

An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.

Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.

Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.

by Autsel April 23, 2010

Tooter-tot

A person who sniffs drugs.
A person who "plays with there nose"

She sniffles alot, she must be a tooter-tot.
Look at that tooter-tot

by Keikush September 3, 2019

Tater tot

A prostitute from Ireland. Most famous because they are as cheap as a potato used to make tater tots.

Hey dude, I am sorry she left you, let me call a tater tot for you, she will fix you right up.

by Pan Protektor November 22, 2021

Half Tot

Of or pertaining to half measures, fucking something up, or doing something bush league. Generally, a half tot or being half tot is not a good thing. Half-assed.

Joey does everything, half tot.

by Jd4today September 11, 2022

Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024

tots cra

Pronounced "TOTES CRAY" Totally crazy; insane beyond the pale.

"You see that dude drink his own piss, thinking it makes him invincible?! Tots cra, man!

by ER Psych January 16, 2016

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025