After trying to hold his crap for 5 hours he ran to the bathroom and saw that he had a blade strike.
by Derty Sanchez May 19, 2008

by ownagekid July 5, 2010

The end of the tail of the turd which sticks up above the waterline of the toilet and rests upon the 'links' or 'rings' of the 'coiled' turd and curls over, resembling the animal for which it is named.
by heidi anne April 25, 2006

by connicncnc August 29, 2003

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 31, 2011

by Anonymous May 30, 2003
