An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
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Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011
Get the summon a wizard mug.The next tier up from academic weapon. A person who, even when giving absolutely zero effort, does amazing in school.
Did you hear Dave got straight As and didn’t even study all semester? He really is an academic wizard.
by Simpyg June 11, 2023
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by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021
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by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021
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