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docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.
A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.
by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011
mugGet the docket slammug.

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.
by breztri February 22, 2021
mugGet the California slammug.

liquor slam

a liquor slam is the process of chugging down a large bottle of liquor
billy got really wasted after preforming a liquor slam
by jgamin March 3, 2016
mugGet the liquor slammug.

chingus SLAM

when you are playing league of legend with your pals and they are about to get roasted but you come in with that CHINGUS SLAM and fuck those idiots sideways into the wall with your fed ass.
friend 1: OH NO, SOME ONE PLZ HEEEEELPPP MEE, THE ENEMY PLAYER IS ON MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
friend 2: don't worry i have my chingus SLAM...
friend 2:*talking to the enemy* remember this move!!!! chingus SLAM activate!!!!
mugGet the chingus SLAMmug.

Box Slam

To have one's box slammed. To have sex. To be fucked.
Damn that girl is dressed like a slut, she wants her box slammed.
Wow, girl i just want to slam your box.
I got a phone call from my mom while i was slamming her box.
by nicky dee January 21, 2009
mugGet the Box Slammug.

The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.
by Zeccede July 26, 2018
mugGet the The grand slammug.

shutter slam

The action that involves being tripped while simultaneously being slammed into.
I was minding my own business walking my dog, when that man shutter slammed me into the road.
by Äpples Guy November 28, 2018
mugGet the shutter slammug.

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