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Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.
by thedesignstache February 1, 2012
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Shitter Narnia

Three porta-shitters (or more) in a row, at a large gathering, with no line for any shitters.
Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.
by Thrasherff August 25, 2018
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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
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Dog Shitter

When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.
WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"
by dettmann5 April 22, 2018
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shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.
Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!
by Benjamama May 4, 2018
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Shitter banger

"Oh damn I just had a shitter banger!"
by Paige Drabant June 23, 2017
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Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
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