A satchel containing the necessary materials for a female to change into a clean pair of panties after soiling the pair she is wearing due to sexual excitement. Items typically include: a ziploc bag, wet wipes, tongs, smell good spray, and a fresh t-zoid.
by pd3000 May 18, 2011

a discrete container (usually portable) containing drugs & drug paraphernalia used by addicts to dose themselves. a "fix kit" has everything needed to get high. a fix kit for cocaine might include a baggie, a small mirror, a razor blade, & a coke straw.
Trust me that man is a junkie. I saw him pull out his fix kit just a minute ago, right before he went to the bathroom.
by megaghost November 26, 2023

by ello tyere November 21, 2021

Kit is a strong, independent, badass who's always got your back, and knows how to make you laugh without even trying. She stands up for what's right. Never mess with a Kit.
by local nct enthusiast July 27, 2020

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.
The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.
THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.
THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

The most attractive person that has ever existed. Kit is beautiful inside and out. Talented in music, smart, and loved by all kittens. Also, has an amazing booty. Kit is a real catch!
by ValaVaVoom January 16, 2022
