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Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020
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Twenty-Eight

Second perfect number, 7th step squad— I mean, triangular number (darn it). Best number of all time.
Thought process: “Twenty-Eight is really really cool”
Other one: “You mean the number, or the numberblock??”
Thought process: “Both of them”
Other one: “Both of them are huge understatements, Thought process.”
by Clam bells March 4, 2024
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Seven Eight

It is pronounced as "qiba" in Chinese, and it sounds similar to "jiba" in Chinese, which means penis, and Chinese people often use penis as a swear world, so every time they want to swear but without using the real bad word, they will use "qiba", which is seven eight to instead.
Rude way: You are so jiba stupid
Polite way: You are so qiba(seven eight) stupid
by XuerenLyu November 15, 2021
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Plus eight

1. A mathematical term used for assignments and what not.

2. Answering a dumb question with a dumb answer.

3. A guy who doesn't know how to solve basic math.
Guy 1: Hey thats like 8 years older than me what is that?

Guy 2: Well how old are you.

Guy 1: 19

Guy 2: Plus Eight!
by Micah R. January 3, 2008
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Aces and eights

Exclamation that something is exceedingly bad. (Referencing the poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok held when he was killed.)
I got laid off and someone cleaned out my bank account, aces and eights!
by Trenchbroomer October 16, 2025
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