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Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense
by Brendanwa January 11, 2022
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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slamming the bunks

"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."
by Overflowow June 11, 2021
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docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.
A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.
by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011
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sushi slam

Two lesbians slamming their pussies together.
by theBing December 17, 2013
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Laugh Slam

“Laugh slam”. Laugh slam is the unexpected comment that creates uncontrollable giggles and or laughter in some one else. It is not a laugh slam if it is premeditated.
If a homie catch you off guard with a comment that makes you laugh so hard that you are crying you got laugh slammed.
by Robzilla VanCity July 14, 2021
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The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.
by Zeccede July 26, 2018
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