by Liv_thebaddest February 18, 2022
Get the meaning of life mug.For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.
For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan
I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
-Don Juan
I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
by Babby April 19, 2016
Get the the meaning of life mug.apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020
Get the mean mum mug.by anonymous February 4, 2022
Get the Meaning of zahra mug.Joe mean is for when you really want someone to understand something you are saying. A fast and more aggressive way of saying ‘do you know what I mean’
by Building Life June 17, 2020
Get the joe mean mug.The act of being a complete and utter asshole, actually it’s worse then being a asshole. It’s being a outright PP HEAD
by The ultra super cool kid March 25, 2020
Get the Big Mean mug.A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.
Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."
Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."
Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
by QuacksO January 26, 2015
Get the official meaning mug.