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elephant mafia

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007
mugGet the elephant mafiamug.

sambar mafia

A bunch of ignorant South Indian Brahmins (claiming to be strict vegetarians) who have the tendency to spew shit and mindless nonsense in the name of having a meaningful conversation. They also never miss an opportunity to indulge in an orgy of verbal diarrhoea when they realize their fellow sambar mafians are around.
My audit team is dominated by Sambar Mafia.
by kumar9920 December 30, 2014
mugGet the sambar mafiamug.

Mafia Of Sirhurt

A feline Mafia cat who controls a discord server
OH NO MAFIA OF SIRHURT NOW OWNS THIS SERVER, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
by YourNutrtiousSalad January 17, 2021
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The Lebron Mafia

A group of fans of Lebron James who defend everything he does and believe he doesn't have one blemish on his NBA resume. As a result they will aggressively tear down every other players accomplishments to make Lebron appear better. Often major hypocrisy and goal post shifting is used when The Lebron Mafia defend him.

You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).

... and so on.

Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
John: Hey, I can't believe Lebron passed on that driving layup at the end of the game when he could gotten to the line. I mean no one can stop him.

James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
by MyHugeMassiveDeck April 10, 2021
mugGet the The Lebron Mafiamug.

water mafia

super cool mafia that takes away your color fuck you stephen
the water mafia will take away stephen’s color
by watermafia February 24, 2019
mugGet the water mafiamug.

Ballajura Mafia

Ballajura Mafia are a bunch of dumb fucks that do nothing just terrorise and mob random people who have nothing to do with their group,often reffered as "balla mafia" they are just a whole load of ballajura junkies who hang around in parks looking to find other gangs to mob,often getting kicked out of the galleria shopping centre and climbing into the south ballajura community centre
oi fuck off cunt ill get the ballajura mafia on you cunt
by Ballajura Junkie February 21, 2018
mugGet the Ballajura Mafiamug.

mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.
Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014
mugGet the mud mafiamug.

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