hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.

"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."

by Rainifer December 18, 2008

hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

You're hung like a grape

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

by thedragonthatslays November 28, 2010

hung like planet pluto

having a penis that is hard to see with the naked eye

"man he's hung like planet pluto"

by kelly pierce September 17, 2006

overnight low hung mung

Overnight low hung mung refers to a marine layer that develops over Southern California beach communities mainly in Spring and in summer

Yo let's go to the beach today . Reply, Hey bro it would not be a good day at the beach cuz, they will be that overnight low hung mung.

by jimbomcc May 24, 2017

Hung like Sea Biscuit

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

by William TJax January 15, 2022

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016