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Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.
I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....
by Chest tanks June 19, 2017
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Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid
I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking
by Big Z’s February 24, 2019
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to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
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Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out
You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry
by ovlavla July 2, 2016
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