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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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cock block

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..
by BoysNYC November 6, 2012
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to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out
You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry
by ovlavla July 2, 2016
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