Sea Badgers

plural of above, on their way to the states with spiritual leader jimbo, refered to in his statement on 99% of americans are stupid as shit

no jenkins i saw two sea badgers not one sea badger, my mistake

by jimbo jr. January 30, 2005

badger costume

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.

Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!

by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005

Beer Badger

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w

Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night

by Welsh wizard July 13, 2009

Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007

wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

by Alex Thomas....... June 29, 2006

purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.

Jay is a purple badger.

by Sean Lloyd March 02, 2005

Badger Answer

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.

Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009