Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

Tanner McDowell

Little gay boy

Hey, Tanner McDowell! You’re a little bitch

by Lucas's Bookbag April 5, 2023

Tanner

Tanner is a sweet, caring, super chill, fortnite, loving dude. He's a tall brunnette guy who loves to make people laugh. He always misses this one girl that no longer talks to him but she always love him.

Who is that sweet funny guy I just met?

"Oh him that's tanner!"

by Scoobydoo_ starfirelol May 2, 2023

Tanner

Future Ted Kaczynski

person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner

by slytherinandravenclawbesties November 20, 2023

Tanner

Tanners are usually ginger trolls who have bald spots the size of softballs with an exessive lust for fat girls.

Bro I can’t believe I saw tanner and that fat girl last night.

by lowkeylshb November 21, 2023

Tanner

Literally Vector from Despicable Me... Biggest nerd you'll ever meet.

Guy 1: Tanner looks like a gopher
Guy 2: He even has a bowl cut!

by Bob Boy12131323123123 December 11, 2022

Tanner

A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.

Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald

by The goofball December 21, 2022