THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone

Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.

by SunnySuki June 3, 2024

cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture takes many forms most commonly when your supports aren’t healing you or when you are support and your dps are doing nothing so you have to play dps moira and your dps complain about no heals

bro this is cock and ball torture

ik i just wanted a good game of comp but our dps are utter shite

by best ow player September 11, 2022

planetary torture

torture; though not nearly as intense as conventional torture, yet still torture yet convoluted to the area of effect that spans the globe, so as to be oppressive or obsequious on a (nefariously) diluted level when accounted for it's comparison to land mass genuinely affected.

Alien: In regards to planet BIRTH, it seems planetary torture is existent because when we account all the Nation's oppressiveness and tortures against sentient beings, it is past the high threshold.

by hypermeta December 23, 2021

torture trap

Posting content that sexually arouses yet cannot be attained

These bitches posting all these torture traps knowing they lesbians or married😂

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024

Mashy Torture

Slang for what a Mashy will put his "victim" through during a prank or rib. It is most often perpetrated by two Mashys.

Daniel and Jon put Sean through a severe round of Mashy Torture.

by Professor Dare July 27, 2009

Red-Line Torture

Red-Line Torture is a form cock and ball torture (CNBT) used by the gremlins and involves inserting a Ritalin into the penis hole and anus. You then circumcise the patient and force them to snort a line of their own blood.

wasn't that Red-Line Torture fun last weekend?

by CLINT LORD November 14, 2021