Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Toddness

The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.
That dude’s Toddness is showing.”
by Kakyoinsredcherry2737 December 15, 2021
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Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022
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Todd-maggedon

A todd-maggedon would occur if there were 3 or more toddlers in Buzzfeed Multiplayer and Kelsey impicciche's 100 baby challenge. Todd-maggedon is not a real word in the dictionary but this is urban dictionary so it's ok. Subscribe to my Youtube Channel That_One_Boi
"Turns out we were heading for full-blown todd-maggedon in Sims 4" A lyric from "I Had 100 Babies (In Sims 4) By Kelsey Impicciche.
by That_One_BoiYT April 11, 2021
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Todd’s Law

The longer a youtube comment is posted from original video post date, the crazier that comment is.
“You sort those comments by ‘New’, man?”
*shrug*”Todd’s Law, Bruh”
by USFAL March 08, 2020
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Todd

A guy who reads haikyuu fan fic and cry’s when one of them dies. His life goal and personality is based off of haikyuu. He’s also a lame bitch who’s gay but can’t get a boyfriend.
Todd is a bitch who called me a rat once
by Toddurlame August 19, 2021
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