thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

by papi blueface June 3, 2019

Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Slack Thong

A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.

“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022

Thong

1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.

2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.

1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.

2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.

by Candinator June 4, 2019

Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.

Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.

by cowtroller August 12, 2014

Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020

burnt thong

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"

by Op4 November 30, 2016