by zoogoo February 10, 2021
Get the Zoo Goomug. It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
Get the Morbid Zoomug. Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
by FerReally January 16, 2020
Get the Zoo juicemug. When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017
Get the Petty Zoomug. by serendipxty June 18, 2020
Get the Knob Zoomug. 1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
Get the Shit Zoomug. When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.
Aka gerbiling.
My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.
by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022
Get the Petting Zoomug.