Gillytown lakes

When the guy who was picking the American golf course the PGA was gonna use for the Masters, he accidentally wrote “Augusta” on the company email, without realizing the actual course for the Masters was supposed to be Guilford Lakes Public Golf Course. Known lovingly as Gillytown Lakes by locals, this is not only the most beautiful, but the hardest golf course ever created by humankind. Not only are the views stunning, the ball is literally impossible to make in the hole without being exceptionally skilled at golf. The 6th hole is known for being lined by an impressive row of trees, which many golfers are susceptible to hit their ball into. The ball often goes into the street on the final hole, but Gillytown golfers know to play it where it lies.

Did you hear Mike shot just 1 over par on Gillytown Lakes today?

by -INF Randy October 11, 2021

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Lake Louise

A place in Banff National Park which every single college-aged girl from British Columbia or Alberta has gone to, with the only purpose being taking a photo for Instagram for their group or 8 friends to comment how hot they look and how big their rack is.

Jim: Hey, did you see Lucy’s post of her on vacation? She’s looking so damn fine.
Max: Who cares? She’s just another bitch who goes to Lake Louise for a photo shoot...

by ScaryManLivesInYourAttic April 10, 2021

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pine lake

A lake where only gay people fish. Fishing this lake will 100% give you aids.

I just contracted aids from fishing pine lake... I am now gay

by The real-Bill-Nye December 28, 2016

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Loon lake

loon lake is not a safe place to be man, family talk about family and "FRIENDS" will talk shit behind your back and shit is filled with meth heads anyways to scary to write more about this embarrassing place so long story short never come to loon lake

"Hey tugeye let's go to loon lake powwow"
"no tugeye to much snakes there"
"True aye"

by ihgbfever rvebwvibuewr January 13, 2023

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Hedges Lake

An amazing place located in Jackson NY. If your lucky enough to have ever lived/vacationed/visited here you know that it is the place to be in the summer. Also if you grew up here you definitely learned most if not all of your partying skills from the place known simply as the lake.

Man that party at hedges lake was awesome last night.. I hope we get invited back again.

by Minnieman June 25, 2009

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