Lather System

The lather system is the usage of various hygienic products, essential oils and specific cologne/perfume combinations in a sequential order to properly pamper the body from head to toe making it both sensual and tantalizing to the nose, eyes, mouth and touch.

When you incorporate ATJ's lather system into your daily routine, you are lathered!

What do you use on your beard, it looks amazing? "The lather system!"

by ATJLYFE December 30, 2018

American System

Paying your own bills when having a friends gathering at an eat out place. Usually used in the sub continent.

Khan: So who is going to pay the bill?

Malik: American system ;)

by libran November 18, 2011

System of a down

They are the best goddamn group, the most beautiful and exquisite music I have ever listened to. the first time I heard system of a down, I knew, I would love it. I love system of a down more than god, hell, I love system of a down more than anything else. when I heard the song shimmy, forest and streamline I felt myself ascend. not to god but to system of a down. system of a down is the god. system of a down is life. live laugh love soad.

Me - ''Yo you listen to system of a down?''
Some little 🥐untface - ''Who? oh, that shitty group where all they do is scream? No. of course not. their music is so meaningless, Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are so much better.''
Me - ''How fucking dare you say that to my face about soad. your head is so up your ass, have you ever even read their lyrics? if your little piece of a shit mouth tries saying anything like that about soad again, I will shove you down the grave of your grandma so she can see how bad of a person you became.''

by System Of A Down enjoyer March 4, 2023

system of a down

A band that has no concept of what music is. Lyrics are good but musical talent completely sucks.

(3 yr old banging on pots in the other room)
Husband- Honey hes beating on the pots again go get him.
Wife- No dear thats your daughter listening to favorite band system of a down.

by A50CalZuluSniper March 26, 2009

system of a down

an over hyped band with millions of gullible, impressionable teenage fans (witness the overwhelming amount of thumbs down this review will inevitably get). said fans believe anyone who doesn’t like system of a down to be extremely stupid, and often accuse them of being "too dumb to understand the 'deep' lyrics." of course, the band's leading guitarist and songwriter, Daron Malakian, admits even HE doesn't understand his own lyrics. System of a down loves to bash America’s capitalist society, then the band members turn around and cash their multi-million dollar record label checks. hey system, I’ve got an idea for your next album title; "HYPOCRACY!" (don't worry guys, your fans will falsely interpret the title and believe it to have a deep political message. good luck!!)

system of a down fucked the system so much that all the band members got std's.

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system!
Fuck the system!!
War!
Fuck the system!
War!

wow...that's deep

by someone SOAD fans hate May 19, 2006

system of a down

The Led Zeppelin of the 90's, unique, awesome, and will live on for the rest of eternity as one of the greatest bands of all time.

person a: which was the last original band to come out this century?
person b: well that would definately have to be System of a Down

by Layf October 11, 2006

Justice system

A system softer on cops, members of the justice system, and other authoritative powers (including medical) than it is on anybody else. A system not on the side of anybody not in it.

If you're not part of the justice system, you're fucked. You dont get justice, that's the reality for you.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020