not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

Pinching her sushi

Slang for female masturbation

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi

by Akd148 May 11, 2025

Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.

Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi

by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023

sushi wara

The definition of a delicious fishy joy ride in the little town of Ladysmith B.C.

Sushi Wara is nigiri

by Scoldinghottea July 16, 2017

Emo sushi

When people categorized you as emo even though you aren't

I'm an emo sushi actually

by Cinnomoroll July 15, 2016

sushi pusher

Anthony Brown on sushi Fridays.

At the safety huddle Anthony will always let people know that it is indeed "sushi Friday" because he's such a sushi pusher.

by Phil Moor June 29, 2018

sushi bringer

A person who must deliver sushi to the person at whom it were promised.

Johanna the sushi bringer brings sushi to Thean any everyone is happy

by T-Reyx June 9, 2017