Gen Z Stare

“when a dumbass millennial says a stupid question that can simply be answered if they put their brain to work, results in a teenager looking at you dumb asf, wondering how the fuck that came out of your mouth”

millenial: whats the price of the coffee latte
*says prices on the damn fucking menu*
teenager: “gen z stare”

by baddestbaldie July 26, 2025

Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024

The Acceptance Stare

A moment in which you wake up to prepare for school but momentarily stare into space as you sit on the edge of your bed, accepting the fact you have to go to school.

Person: The first day of school I had The Acceptance Stare that very morning.

by CubedIce August 27, 2019

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Sherlock Stare

Sherlock Stare is when you open you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that your lips start to tear. Sherlock Stare is done when you encounter a moment that you will say "No Shit, Sherlock" to someone. Also this works as a ragebait as well. This kind of staring is required for 4 dimensional flicker raping as well. When Sherlock Stare and jumping is done at the same time, you may ascend to fjordglimping. Sherlock Stare is close to Gorping too.

Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Starts doing Sherlock Stare*

Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*

by Financial Slaves December 26, 2024

Fatty stare

When you have food that the fatty likes, and they look at you like a predator, and you can feel the fat violent greed behind their fat eyes

I opened a package of lindt chocolate, and my enormous roommate gave me the fatty stare

by Ms Beatrice Fotheringay September 18, 2025

red 40 stare

(Noun, derogatory) A vacant-eyed gaze from a person who consumes a lot of artificially-dyed red food (i.e. takis, Gatorade, skittles, etc). Because this dye is usually found in snacks that are marketed towards school-age children, this phenomenon is usually associated with young people.

Red dye 40 is said to cause behavioral and physical health issues. There are also unsubstantiated claims that red dye 40 causes autism and ADHD, so using the term “red 40 stare” can also come with the connotation of calling a person unintelligent.

When the teacher asked her class what an adjective was, she was met with 35 glassy-eyed red 40 stares. She had to radio the janitor to come mop up the giant communal drool puddle that was pooling on the floor. To reduce the risk of slipping and breaking her neck, she gave up on teaching grammar for the day.

by SnarkyMoth May 27, 2024